I might marry my DVR.

I'm addicted to television. Nothing cute about it. No quirky lead-ins or self-deprecating humor to distract you from the fact that I have a significant problem.

Alright, I'm over it. Whew, I actually thought I was going to commit myself to some sort of meeting. Yeah right! Like I have time in my busy TV schedule to do that? I think not.

Television programming hasn't been this fantastic in some time. Every week I'm satisfied with just enough junk to balance my enrichment and just enough drama to balance my humor. Seriously, they should pay me to watch TV. The love of my life, my DVR, and I are more than up to the challenge.

Monday:
-The Bachelor: Shut the hell up. I see your judgy eyes. Yes, it's trashy. Yes, it's dramatic. Yes, it's ridiculous, Yes, it's AWESOME. Remember how that vampire kid told that ugly, twitchy girl that she was like his meth or something super teenager angsty like that? Well, the Bachelor is mine - without all of the scratching and drug-addict tendencies like, ya know, theft. None of that.

-Greek: Cappie is hot. Plus, I get to feel like a sorostitute for one hour a week. I always wanted to see how the other half lived.

-Harry's Law: Kathy Bates is a beast. Plus, my grandma loves it. I'm down with the elderly. They're my people.

Tuesday:
-Glee: I do a fair amount "pop, lockin', and droppin' it" whenever I just think about this show. Can you imagine what I'm like watching it? Let me give you a visual... pelvic thrusts.

-Raising Hope: Dear God, thank You for this show. Also, I peed my pants once while watching it. I'm not ashamed.

Wednesday:
-American Idol: I love Steven Tyler, and J-Lo will always be Jenny from the block to me.

Thursday:
-AI: Word.

-The Office: If you know me, you know about my eternal, undying devotion to Jim Halpert. I need not explain further.

-Grey's Anatomy: I've been there since the beginning. I can't divorce them - even when things get tough. I'm loyal.

Friday:
-Supernatural: I really have no words for this.

So yeah there it is. My life in a week.

Okay, maybe I do need a meeting...

BIG love.