Hey ya'll.
My name is Samantha, but you can call me Her Royal Highness. No one ever has, but it would be nice.
I'm an adult and still not quite sure who's to be held responsible for that tragedy. C'est la vie. That's like French, and I don't know what it means.
Blogging is fun because no one can punch me through a computer. My face is insured like Regina George's hair. We take necessary precautions to keep the goods... good.
Things I can do:
Breathe
Eat
Things I cannot do:
Breathe while eating
There ya go.
